Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Stupid Media Get Their Facts Wrong Regarding Miami Cannibal

Stupid Media Gets Its Facts Wrong Regarding Miami Cannibal
Drugs have been the topics of my last two articles, so I might as well go ahead and make it a trifecta. The latest on the cannibal story from Miami is that the perpetrator was under the influence of the common stimulant known as "bath salts". Not surprisingly, the lamestream media got their facts wrong when describing the drug: The CBSMiami report indicated that bath salts are "the new LSD". No, stupid media, LSD is a hallucinogen. Baths salts are a stimulant.

"Bath Salts", from Abovetheinfluence.com:
A synthetic, stimulant powder product that contains amphetamine-like chemicals, including mephedrone, which may have a high risk for overdose. Because the drug is new and some of the contents unknown, using it in any way is highly dangerous.
"LSD", from  Abovetheinfluence.com:

A potent hallucinogen that dramatically alters your thoughts and your perception of reality.
Thank God media organizations are starting to replace so-called "journalists" with robots. Modern journalists can't write.

3 comments:

  1. +1 go get 'em, seth!

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  2. Obama's PajamasMay 29, 2012 at 4:53 PM

    This article has been flagged by Obummer's flag@whitehouse.gov for being offensive to Columbia journalism schoool grads.

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  3. Well at least the mashmedia pick their vey best for the White House press corpse (sic-k). And we all know how intelligent and thoughtful their questions are. Yeah right.

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