Buried Headlines: May 14, 2012

With incumbents in the EU being defeated en masse and the new pushback over gay marriage, the chances of Obama getting reelected without the help of widespread voter fraud are slim. The Imperial Federal Government prohibits U.S. citizens from placing wagers on Intrade, but, if I could, I'd bet the house against the "Community Organizer":

Even The Lib Media See It: European Elections A Warning To Obama

The one good thing about a worldwide recession is that the price of oil often declines. The silver lining of 2008 was that gas plummeted from $4.00+ to less than $2.00. Of course, a scenario in which there is a worldwide economic collapse accompanied by high gas prices is also plausible:

Oil Down To Near $94 On China, Europe Concerns

In other news:

GAO: Recoverable Oil On Western U.S. Site 'About Equal' To ENTIRE WORLD'S Proven Oil Reserves

Facebook CEO turns 28, IPO Could Be $100B Gift

ECOMINOES FLASHBACK: Facebook Is Positioned To Take Over The World

VIDEO: Biden Claimed Coal Power Is More Dangerous Than Terrorism

They Never Learn: One Trader Will Be Overseeing $70 TRILLION In Derivatives

Which States Are Small-Business-Friendly?

ECOMINOES FLASHBACK: Washington On The Back Of Small Business

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